The LizVenture - Page 8
THE LIZVENTURE - PAGE 8
"Now wait just a minute here!" Speedy rudely interrupted the author, "The situations that you always seem to get us stuck in are bad enough, but giving the reader the power to choose them is just too much! It's like giving a snail a five-foot-long pole and expecting it to clean your windows... well, maybe not...

"But look here, now! I'm going to give you, the reader, two all-new choices for the upcoming page, and I'm not going to take any arguing about it. So, what will it be? We either...

...skip all this nonsense and go straight to the assault on Mt. Lizard...

"or we...

...skip all this nonsense and go straight to the assault on Mt. Lizard..."